Thailand - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

The Naga Fireball Festival: When the Mekong River Turns into a Dragon Party! Alright folks, gather 'round for a tale that's part mystery, part spectacle, and all kinds of bizarre. We're diving into the Naga Fireball Festival, or as the locals call it, " Bang Fai Phaya Nak " (บั้งไฟพญานาค). This isn't your average fireworks show. It's more like the Mekong River's way of saying, "Hold my beer." A Little History to Set the Stage Legend has it that the Naga, those mythical serpentine creatures from Buddhist and Hindu lore, live in the Mekong River. Every year, they decide to shoot fireballs into the sky to celebrate the end of Buddhist Lent. Why? Well, maybe they're just showing off, or perhaps they're trying to one-up the neighbors. Who knows? Location, Location, Location This fiery shindig takes place in the Nong Khai province of Thailand, right along the Mekong River. It's the perfect spot for a riverfront party, complete with myst...

Nakhon Pathom: A Chill Day Trip (or Mini Adventure) Just Outside Bangkok Thailand’s oldest city and home to the world’s tallest stupa Where is it? Nakhon Pathom is about 55–60 km west of Bangkok, making it one of the easiest and most worthwhile day trips from the capital. It’s calm, historic, and famously home to a giant golden stupa that dominates the skyline. Why Go? See Phra Pathom Chedi, the tallest stupa in the world (120 meters!) Explore Sanam Chandra Palace , a charming European-Thai royal residence Enjoy great street food and local produce (hello, bamboo sticky rice and giant guavas) Experience a slower, more traditional Thai town just outside the city Getting There By Train : From Bangkok’s Thon Buri Station to Nakhon Pathom. About 1 hr 10 min. Tickets from 45 baht. Fun, scenic, old-school vibe. By Car/Taxi : Around 50 mins via Route 4. Taxis cost approx. 650–800 baht. Great if you want flexibility. By Bus : Slower and less convenient, only recommended if you're alrea...

Cha-am: The Hidden Synthetic Gem of Thailand Oh, Cha-am, you sneaky little beach town, you! Just when I thought I had seen all the beach destinations Thailand had to offer, you popped up like a delightful surprise in a game of hide and seek. Nestled snugly between the bustling city of Hua Hin and, well, more beaches, Cha-am is like that quiet friend who doesn't say much but always has the best snacks. The Beach First off, let's talk about the beach. Cha-am Beach is like that long, stretchy piece of gum that never loses its flavor. Miles of golden sand that seem to go on forever, or at least until you get too hungry to keep walking. And the water? Oh, it's like a warm bath, but with more fish. Perfect for a dip, a splash, or just floating around pretending you're a starfish. The Food Now, let's chat about the food. Cha-am, you culinary wizard, you! The seafood here is so fresh, it practically jumps onto your plate (and the baht jump out of your wallet). Grilled squid...

Flying the Friendly (and Frugal) Skies: Low-Cost Airlines in Thailand Ah, low-cost airlines in Thailand. The magical metal birds that take you from Bangkok to paradise (or Chiang Mai, or Hat Yai) for the price of a decent pad Thai and a fruit shake. Sure, there’s no champagne, no lie-flat seats, and you might have to pay extra just to blink, but honestly? It’s kind of awesome. Let’s start with the basics: Nok Air, Thai Lion Air, Thai VietJet, and AirAsia are the usual suspects. Each has its quirks, but they all share the same beautiful goal: getting you from A to B with enough baht left over to buy 10 mango sticky rices upon arrival. Booking is easy. The websites (or apps) are (mostly) functional, they love to throw flash sales at you like confetti, and if you’re even semi-organized, you can snag tickets for absurdly low prices. 500 baht to the beach? Yes, please. Just don't be surprised that tickets sell out faster than freshly fried bananas and travel times might be mildly inco...

Why Loei Should Be Your Next “Wait, This Place Exists?” Adventure Let’s be real. When someone says “Thailand,” you think beaches, Bangkok chaos, or Chiang Mai’s temples. But have you ever heard of Loei? And how do you even pronounce that? No? Perfect. That means you’re about to discover Thailand’s most underrated province before the rest of the world ruins it with selfie sticks.   What Even Is Loei? Loei ( pronounced  “ Loeiy ” lol), is a rugged, beautiful province in Northeast Thailand ( Isaan ) that somehow mashes up Alpine vibes, Jurassic Park scenery, and small-town charm. It’s the only place in Thailand where it gets actually quite cold in winter (we’re talking 10°C, when Thais wear parkas and the government declares a cold snap emergency ).   Myth Alert : "Loei is just another boring farming town." Reality : It’s got waterfalls, canyons, and a wine region (yes, Thai wine, don’t judge till you try it - spoiler: it won't win any international wine competi...

Thailand’s Local Buses: Rolling Chaos on Four Wheels If you really want to experience Thailand like a local and possibly lose track of time, space, and your original destination, hop on a local public bus. These colorful, clunky beasts are part transport, part time machine, and part mobile sauna. They're either slow or terrifyingly fast, confusing, weirdly charming, and cost about the same as a bottle of water. What’s not to love? Let’s start with the obvious: there is no schedule. The bus arrives when it feels like it. It leaves when it feels full(ish). You don’t track it on an app; you track it with a deep sense of intuition, desperation, and possibly prayer. It might show up in 5 minutes. It might be next Tuesday. The buses themselves are a mixed bag. Some are bright orange, government-run numbers that look like they’ve survived several coups and at least one minor flood. Some are red smoke-belching monsters from the Cretaceous era. Others are dusty blue-and-white classics that ...

Satun: Thailand's Forgotten Province Where Even Thais Ask "Where?" Welcome to Satun, Thailand's southernmost province that's so overlooked even Thai people respond with "Sa-what?" when you mention it. Located on the Andaman coast bordering Malaysia, Satun is what happens when stunning natural beauty forgets to hire a PR team. Satun is the Thailand that tourism brochures promised you but rarely deliver: authentic local culture, pristine islands, and the glorious absence of bucket-drinking backpackers with tank tops reading "Same Same But Different" or even worse, "No Money, No Honey." It's so untouristy that scoring an English menu feels like winning the lottery, and finding someone who speaks English is like discovering a friendly tuk-tuk driver near the Grand Palace who isn't out to scam you.  The Tarutao Marine National Park: Nature's Middle Finger to Overdevelopment The crown jewel of Satun is Tarutao Marine National ...

Motorcycle Taxis in Thailand: Chaos on Two Wheels If you've ever been to Thailand, you've probably seen them: fluorescent-vested warriors zipping through traffic like caffeinated hornets. These are the fearless, the nimble, the occasionally helmeted motorcycle taxi drivers, known locally as motosai (มอเตอร์ไซค์รับจ้าง). They are Thailand’s unofficial rollercoaster ride, courier service, and urban survival experience all rolled into one. The Uniform: Neon Chaos You’ll recognize a street motosai driver by their iconic vest, usually orange, sometimes red, occasionally covered in more grime than a Bangkok sidewalk during rainy season. These vests are numbered and allegedly assigned by some government registry, but in practice, it's like Pokémon cards: some are real, some are fakes, and some are collector's editions passed down through generations. The Helmet Situation: Optional Accessories Helmets are provided about 70% of the time, and worn correctly about 2...

Beer in Thailand: A Quick Guide to Local Brews and Craft Beers Thailand, known for its vibrant culture, stunning landscapes, and warm hospitality, is also a haven for beer enthusiasts (a forgiving euphemism for drunkards). The country boasts a rich beer-drinking culture, with a variety of local brews that cater to every taste (Germany and Belgium would cringe at this). Whether you're a fan of classic lagers, adventurous craft beers, or international favorites, Thailand has something to offer. Let's dive into the world of Thai beers, exploring both the well-established brands and the emerging craft beer scene. The Big Three: Iconic Thai Beers 1. Singha Beer : Often considered the king as well as the granddaddy of Thai beers, Singha (pronounced 'sing' if you want to avoid snickering and eye rolls) is a pale lager that has been a staple in Thailand since 1934. Brewed by Boon Rawd Brewery, Singha is known for its crisp, refreshing taste and is a popular choice among locals ...

Uttaradit: Thailand’s Best-Kept Secret (That Even Some Thais Forget Exists) Welcome to Uttaradit, the province you’ve definitely heard of if you’re a hardcore geography nerd like Rainbolt or accidentally clicked too far north on Google Maps. But hey, just because it’s not Phuket or Chiang Mai doesn’t mean it’s not worth a visit. In fact, Uttaradit is a low-key paradise filled with juicy langsat fruit, hidden waterfalls, and absolutely zero crowds asking, “Is this where they filmed The Beach?” Let’s dive into why Uttaradit might just be your new favorite place to get lost in Thailand. Where the Heck Is Uttaradit? Uttaradit is located in northern Thailand, nestled between Phrae, Sukhothai, and Laos (well, if you squint a bit). It's a quiet province where life moves slower, think “grandma-on-a-tricycle” slow, and that’s exactly the charm. How to Get There (Spoiler: Don't Even Think About Cycling) By Train : Catch a train from Bangkok’s Hua Lamphong Station to Uttaradit. It’s abou...

The Ultimate Isaan Road Trip: Northeast Thailand's Hidden Treasure Thailand's northeastern region, known as Isaan, remains one of the country's most underrated destinations. Far from the beaches and tourist crowds, Isaan offers authentic culture, spectacular temples, prehistoric sites, and some of Thailand's most distinctive (and spiciest) cuisine. This 24-day road trip circuit will take you through the heart of Isaan, hitting all the major cities while creating a logical route that minimizes backtracking.  Important Note : This road trip can be customized by shortening or lengthening the trip, adding or leaving out destinations, changing the starting and/or finishing point, and by using public transport (think a mix of buses, trains, taxis/, tuk-tuks, vans, songthaews etc.) instead of doing it by car.  This is the prefect trip for those who've seen most of the central, northern and southern destinations but have hardly ever set foot in Isaan (northeastern Thailand)...

10 Hilarious Thailand Newbie Mistakes to Avoid on Your First Trip The Great Thai Newbie Adventure: A Comedy of Errors in Paradise Guest Contributor: The Clueless Farang Sawasdee , internet! I’ve been in Thailand for a grand total of one month, and let me tell you, I’m a walking disaster in flip-flops. The Land of Smiles is all golden temples, spicy street food, and cultural quirks that trip me up daily. From spicy food meltdowns to dodging “hansum man” catcalls, here’s my laugh-out-loud guide to surviving as a newbie in Thailand. Grab a Singha , settle in, and enjoy my parade of farang (foreigner) fails. 1. The Spicy Food Face Meltdown I landed thinking, “I’ve eaten jalapeños; Thai spice is no biggie.” Wrong. My first som tam order, “not too spicy, please”, came with a vendor’s smirk. Two bites, and my mouth was a five-alarm fire, my eyes were streaming, and I was chugging mango juice like it was my ...

Thailand’s Sweet Tooth: When Everything Tastes Like Dessert There’s something suspiciously sweet happening in Thailand and no, we’re not talking about the people. We’re talking about the food. All of it. Your iced coffee? Syrup with caffeine. Your green curry? Sugar with spice. Your salad? Surprise: it’s actually a fruit cocktail with chili flakes (little known fact: salad cream contains up to 25% of sugar!). Welcome to Thailand, where the national food pyramid looks like a pile of sticky rice balanced on a mountain of white sugar. Sweet by Default Thais love sweetness the way Brits love sarcasm: subtly, but obsessively. Sugar isn’t just in desserts; it’s in everything. Fried chicken? Glazed. Pad Thai? Extra spoons of sugar added. Even soups like tom yum often come with a spoonful of sugar for that “why is this spicy AND sweet?” effect. If you order a drink from a street vendor and don’t specify “ mai wan ” (ไม่หวาน – not sweet), you’ll get a beverage so sugary it could dissol...

Ranong: Thailand's Forgotten Backwater That Nobody Asked About Ever heard of Ranong? No? Join the club. If Thailand were a high school cafeteria, Ranong would be that quiet kid eating alone in the corner while Phuket and Koh Samui sit at the popular table. Located on Thailand's western edge bordering Myanmar, Ranong is the least populated province in Thailand, which tells you everything you need to know about its party scene. What Even Is Ranong? Ranong is basically Thailand's wettest province. Not "wet" like the Full Moon Party, but literally wet: it rains here approximately up to 245 days per year. This makes it perfect for anyone who's ever said, "You know what would make this vacation better? Constant dampness and perpetual humidity." The province stretches along the Andaman coast, which sounds exotic until you realize everyone just goes to the Andaman beaches further south. It's like being Madonna's less talented sibling; same genes, w...

Weird Thai Foods: A Bug Buffet and Beyond If you think Thailand is all about pad Thai and mango sticky rice, buckle up, tourist. Thailand also serves fried grasshoppers, grilled rats, and scorpions on sticks, usually next to a 7-Eleven. It’s the only country where you can get an iced latte, deep-fried crickets, and a Hello Kitty phone case within 30 seconds. Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of Thai eats. Fried Insects: The Crunchy Crowd Favorite Ah yes, the infamous bug buffet. A rite of passage for backpackers trying to impress their Instagram followers. These fried critters (grasshoppers, crickets, silk worms, beetles, and yes, scorpions) are flash-fried with soy sauce and MSG until they crunch like overly confident popcorn. They’re sold by street vendors with suspiciously wide smiles. Why? Because they know you're going to gag, take a photo, and then buy bottled water in a panic. But here's the twist: locals actually eat them as snacks (especially but not limi...

Why Sakhon Nakhon Should Be Your Next WTF (Wow That’s Fantastic) Destination Guest Contributor: The Soi Dog Whisperer   So, you’ve heard of Bangkok, Chiang Mai, and Phuket. Yawn. But have you ever considered Sakhon Nakhon? No? Perfect, because that means you’re about to discover Thailand’s best-kept secret before the Instagram crowd ruins it.   What the Heck is Sakhon Nakhon? Sakhon Nakhon is a sleepy, charming province in Northeast Thailand ( Isaan ). It’s got lakes, temples, weirdly delicious food, and exactly zero pushy tuk-tuk drivers harassing you to see a " ping pong show ." Oh, and before you ask, no, people don’t eat dog meat here. That’s a myth (mostly). While dog meat consumption has been reported in some parts of Southeast Asia, it’s not a common thing in Sakhon Nakhon. So relax, Fido is safe (probably). How to Get There (Without Getting Lost) - By Plane : Fly into Sakhon Nakhon Airport (SNO) from Bangkok (1-hour flight, around 1,500-3,000 THB). ...

Confessions of a Sweaty Farang in a Thai Taxi – Bangkok Edition (with a Side of Upcountry Madness) Let’s talk about taxis in Thailand, specifically Bangkok, the Land of Smiles and Slightly Terrifying Driving. Getting a taxi here isn’t just transportation. It’s a social experiment, a mental workout, and sometimes, a high-stakes game of Will He Turn On the Meter ? You land in Suvarnabhumi Airport, dehydrated and confused, holding your phone like a digital compass. You go to the official taxi rank, get a queue ticket and soon a metered taxi shows up. You pay an acceptable 50 baht airport surcharge, plus tolls of course (if applicable). All in all, pretty decent and affordable. You smile. You love Thai taxis. You even give a generous tip. Everyone's happy. After being dropped at your hotel, you try to repeat that blissful experience. You spot a bright pink taxi and think, “Ah, modernity!” You slide in, say “ Sawasdee krub , to Siam Square, please.” The driver replies "400 baht....

Coyote Dancing in Thailand: Glitter, Heels, and Confusion Imagine you walk into a bar in Thailand and suddenly the music drops, lights flash, and women in platform heels climb onto tables and start dancing, aggressively, confidently, and somehow still politely. Congratulations, you’ve just discovered the fascinating spectacle of Thai coyote dancing . It’s not a cowboy thing. There are no lassos. But there is glitter. So much glitter. And it's pronounced /co-yo-TAY/. What Is Coyote Dancing? Coyote dancing is a mix of nightclub go-go dancing, cabaret, and Thai-style stage performance. The dancers, almost always young women, perform choreographed routines in flashy outfits that range from “bachelorette party” to “space cheerleader.” It’s sexy but rarely sleazy, provocative but strangely polite. It’s the only dance genre where someone can twerk, spin, and wink at a crowd while never spilling their Red Bull. Where Do You Find It? Everywhere from Bangkok megaclubs to remote...

Lost in Chaiyaphum: A First-Timer's Misadventures in Thailand's Hidden Gem Ever heard of Chaiyaphum? Of course you haven't. Well, join the club! This off-the-beaten-path province in Thailand's northeast ( Isaan ) region is so under-the-radar that when I told my friends I was going there, they assumed I was mispronouncing "Chiang Mai" with a mouthful of pad Thai . Getting There Getting to Chaiyaphum is half the adventure. There are several approaches, each with their own unique brand of character-building experiences: Option 1 : Bus from Bangkok For about 250-350 baht ($7-10), you can enjoy a 5-6 hour journey where you'll become intimately familiar with Thai road safety standards and the back of the seat in front of you. Buses leave regularly from Bangkok's Mo Chit terminal, though "regularly" is sometimes an optimistic term. Option 2 : Fly to Khon Kaen + Bus Fly to Khon Kaen (the nearest airport, about 2 hours away) for 1,500-3,000 baht ($4...