Khao San Road: Tourist Street With A Reputation
Khao San Road Survival Guide: How to Lose Your Dignity and Find Cheap Booze Khao San Road isn’t really a road. It’s a rite of passage. Backpackers call it “home,” locals call it “a zoo,” and every tuk-tuk driver within a 5 km radius calls it “profit.” Whether you’re here for one night or get stuck for three months “finding yourself,” here’s how to survive Bangkok’s most infamous street. 1. The Backpacker Welcome Ritual The second you arrive, you’ll see: - Someone with dreadlocks playing guitar badly - Someone else selling scorpion-on-a-stick - A tuk-tuk driver offering a “special price” tour to see ping pong shows And three people who came for one night 15 years ago and never left. Congratulations. You’re officially in Khao San. 2. The Dress Code: None Shirts? Optional. Flip-flops? Mandatory. Pants? Debatable. The uniform is basically elephant-print harem pants, a Chang Beer singlet, and a sunburn that could guide ships to shore. 3. The Buckets of Doom Beer flows freely and is ava...