Thailand - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

Thailand vs. Other Humans: A Field Guide to External Enemies, From Friendly Rogue Vendors to Invisible PM2.5 Congratulations! You’ve survived the geckos , the jellyfish, and (miraculously) your own decisions . Now it’s time for Level 3: Other People (and their sticky fingers, negligence, bribes, and airborne particulates). Buckle up, preferably in a van with a real seat-belt. 1. Dual-Pricing Déjà Vu What it feels like : A banana that was 10 baht yesterday is now 70 baht “because inflation, sir.” Entry to the national park is 400 baht for you, 40 baht for your teerak "because you have a long nose, sir." What to do : Politely laugh, bargain with a smile, or walk three stalls away where the price mysteriously drops. Or just suck it up as TiT . How to avoid : Learn a few Thai numbers, carry small bills, and channel your inner grandma: mai dai, khrap/ka ? (“Can’t.”) 2. The Pattaya -Pocket Palooza What it feels like : A charming ladyboy hugs you for a selfie and your wallet or ...

Thailand vs. Yourself: A Survival Guide to Self-Inflicted Mayhem Sure, Thailand has wild monkeys, jellyfish, and geckos that yell like tiny velociraptors, but sometimes, the biggest danger isn’t nature . It’s you. Yes, you , with your spicy curry overconfidence, questionable scooter skills, and that “ one more bucket ” mindset. Here’s your essential guide to the most common self-inflicted wounds in the Land of Smiles and how to avoid turning your dream trip into a viral cautionary tale. 1. Diarrhea & Food Poisoning: The Bangkok Belly Ballet What it feels like : Your stomach becomes a washing machine set to “spin” and “regret.” Your bunghole becomes a faucet that's feels like it's on fire. What to do : Hydrate like your life depends on it (because it does), pop some activated charcoal or Imodium, and become one with the porcelain throne (heaven forbid your flophouse has squat toilets). How to avoid : Be wary of unfiltered tap water, lukewarm street food, bacteria sushi t...

Thailand vs. Nature: A Tourist’s Guide to Laughing Through the Pain Thailand is a tropical paradise full of delicious food, friendly people, and jaw-dropping scenery. But just like a mango with a worm inside, paradise comes with a few “surprises.” Whether you're sipping coconuts on a beach or jungle-trekking like Indiana Jones with Wi-Fi, nature in Thailand has its own sense of humor, and you might be the punchline. Here’s a short guide to the most natural dangers and annoyances Thailand offers, and how to avoid becoming a jungle meme. 1. The Mysterious Insect Bite What it feels like : You’re just sitting there, minding your own business, and suddenly your leg is on fire. You look down. Nothing. But now there's a welt the size of a ping-pong ball. Or you wake up with mysterious red spots on your legs. Slightly itchy but nothing else.  What to do : Don’t scratch. You’ll only make it angry. Apply antihistamine, ice, or a local remedy made of crushed tiger balm and grandma'...