Thailand - The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

How Much Spending Money You Need in Thailand Per Day (No Roof, Just Vibes) Survival-to-splurge edition, one noodle bowl and temple ticket at a time. 1. The Monk-ish Minimalist Daily spend: $5–$10 You’ve reached budget Zen. You survive on karma, street soup, temple shade and maybe a few small entrance fees. Food: 1–2 street meals: $3–4 Drinks/snacks: water refill, banana, oxygen: $1 Transport: walking everywhere and pretending you love it (or riding dirt cheap local buses) Sightseeing & Entrance Fees: mostly free temples, $0–$3 for donations Emergency budget: $2 (usually spent on mango sticky rice) Vibe : One robe away from enlightenment. 2. The Bare-Minimum Budgeteer Daily spend: $12–$20 You’re thriving, kind of. You eat well, get around, and visit a few cheap attractions. Food: 2–3 street meals: $6 Drinks/snacks: coffee or Thai tea from street vendors $2 Transport: public transport (including  songthaew ): $2 Sightseeing & Entrance Fees: temples, s...

Breakdown of Financial Damage for Those New To Thailand Okay, let's talk Thai Baht, baby! So, you're heading to the Land of Smiles™ (and questionable plumbing, depending on your budget), and you're wondering how much cash you need to splash daily. Fear not, intrepid traveller/potential bankruptee, for I shall be your sarcastic, slightly-jaded guide through the financial minefield that is a Thailand holiday. Forget those precise spreadsheets. Your spending will depend entirely on whether you're here to "find yourself" on 70 baht noodles or lose yourself (and possibly a kidney) in a neon-lit bar crawl. Let's break down the damage by traveller stereotype, shall we? (Exchange rate used for comedic effect and vague accuracy: roughly $1 USD = 35 THB. Check the real rate, don't blame me if you run out of cash.) 1. The Budget Backpacker (aka Ramen Noodle Connoisseur / Aspiring Ascetic) Daily Damage : ฿900 - ฿1,800 ($25 - $50 USD) Habitat : Dorm rooms that sm...